- Dad: Who's Naruto's brother?
- Me: Are you talking about Konohamaru?
- Dad: No not him, his angsty friend, Kakashi?
- Me: No that's Sasuke
- Dad: Oh yeah Sasuke! Whatever happened to him? No one talks about him anymore
- Me: He became evil and killed his brother and tried to destroy Konoha and killed Danzo
- Dad: Oh well that's good that he killed Danzo
did you know!! i can like korean music without wanting to be korean myself!! just because i like korean music!! does not!! mean!! i want to be! fucking!! korean!! it’s fucking music!! IT’S!!! JUST!! FUCKING!! MUSIC!!! you pretentious fucking douche!!
the entire teen wolf fandom probably
This is sooooooo great I love this! It’s always so accurate!
wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said
"if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich"
then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming
100000000 points to mom.